May 2012
Watchaamorfo:
One of the most memorable moments in FRIENDS history.
Phoebe: Oh, Bing. What an unusual name!
Chandler: You should meet my uncle Badda!
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
directiontheinfection:
When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
mrschriskendall:
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
Everyone chooses someone over me.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
Is someone on Tumblr reading my mind? I was thinking that EXACT SAME THING today.
When you see visitors in your house but you had no...
(via thehilariousblog)
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
everlarkes:
i told you not to do the jazz squares
it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square
Watchnycforever:
same
thatsmoderatelyraven:
watch the sunset with squidward
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Teen Girl Problems:
I think my boyfriends cheating on me
OMG she called me a bitch
What skirt do I wear to the party?
Who Should I grind with?
My bestie just kissed my ex
i broke a nail
My Problems:
My Movie won't load
tumblr won't let me post my video
my edit is too bright
i can't find the right position to lay in
whys all my chips gone
im hungry
i want food
I love using big words to sound smart....I mean,...
elysian-nooks:
xmayb:
LMFAO
Indubitably the soliloquy of a modern day chap!
paynefullygay:
I wish I could go back in time to the exact moment right before i clicked on my first video of one direction singing and whisper over my shoulder “don’t do it”
Creative advertising:
margarina-voadora:
This gif works for everything though
nicoosuxx:
Got 100% on my maths test
Class Finishes
Really need to pee
Crush acknowledges my existence
Massive spider in the house
I want to have some worship time at my wedding.
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a girlfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
reblogging for the picture omg
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
